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Vancouver Strip Club Road Trip
Ok I know people have been waiting patiently for my review of Vancouver. I had no idea what to expect or what was in store. I mean yes it is on the border and maybe a quick 2 hour drive from Seattle, but it is a completely different country with a different culture, currency and demographic. So this review kinduv has to cover all of that. So lets get into it. The drive up from Seattle was a must do. Stop off in Bellingham and stop by Whatcom Falls Park. About 240 Acres of waterfalls, bridges, ponds and parks. If its warm enough take off your skivvies and take a dip. You can even camp in some parts. Back on the road and just point your car north. The rig for the journey was a Subaru Forester Turbo. A wise man once said “ If you have the means.. I highly.. . Well you know the rest. Hit the border and be prepared to answer questions about your trip, your mother’s maiden name, your first born child’s name and why you named him that. Like i said its another country. Also call your cell phone company and […]
Pole Fitness? The art of pole dancing has definitely left the atmosphere of a seedy nightclub. All across this country and world there are now classes and training. Not for dancers but for soccer moms, teachers, doctors, students the hottie who lives up the road from you. That’s right ladies and gents pole fitness is a thing and ladies are loving it!! There are classes, groups, instructors .. Hell a friend of mine even started a club at the college out here. The art of pole dancing requires an amazing amount of core strength. Its an exercise or sport where you can see immediate results and improvements. I love love this website where it breaks down hundreds of moves. http://poledancedictionary.com/moves/ If you think its not hard to get up there twist and contort while looking sexy… try it out So the next time it’s your wife, mistress, sidepiece or girlfriend’s birthday. Get her a gift certificate to your local pole fitness class. It’s a win win for everyone. She gets fit and you get to enjoy her new talent.
Voting = Stripper time??
Well it’s almost that that time of year again when people say you should vote, but most of us don’t. Why, because its boring, you don’t have time, I’m to busy watching the bachelorette, candidates are corrupt yadayadyada I have heard every excuse in the book. I know it’s a shit show but it’s all about the local stuff people. It’s the local elections that affect aspects of your daily life. These guys said “You gotta fight .. fight for the right to parrrrttyyyyy” They should have said “You gotta vote .. vote for the right to parrttyyy!” By not voting you are letting someone else decide your life lifestyle or quality of life, and that is exactly what happened out here in the San Francisco bay area. It all started with my hero Carol Doda, more on her later though. In 1970 people like Dianne Feinstein and many Oakland city officials were not fans of boobs and people having fun with them. They were anti-boob. They passed an ordinance prohibiting boobs being shown in bars and restaurants. She was against and I quote “the growth of obscenity”. I was not born at that time […]
We are taking this road show north of the border. Stay tuned people.